From the BBC:
Ladies and Gentlemen; as we anxiously await the arrival of the Royal Baby, let me just say how proud....hold on.....I'm hearing something now. Yes! Ladies and Gentlemen! I'm getting a report at this very moment.....hold on please.....awaiting confirmation.
And yes! There it is! We now have a confirmation that in fact; there is smoke coming out of the vagina as we speak! Yes, no word yet? No word yet? Brilliant! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED there is BLACK SMOKE coming from the vagina as we speak, which of course means the Royal Baby is in fact, male! A baby boy! Long live the future King!