Friday, March 20, 2009

Rhode Island strip club to host job fair

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday. They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders ...

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

From an Actual Court Transcript

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?


WITNESS: No.


ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?


WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?


WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Can Marijuana Help Rescue California's Economy? - TIME

The state legislature has received a bill that argues that legalizing marijuana could earn the budget-crunched Golden State tons of cash, so why not?

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.